(Being Bored at middle of the night) enjoy !!!!
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I didn't want to get out of bed this morning
I woke up with stiff neck
I washed my hair but couldn't do a thing with it
Made breakfast for the cranky youngsters
and fed the baby a bottle
She dribbled milk all over herself and my new blouse
I loaded up the kids in the carseat and took them to daycare & school
I was late for work, and traffic was a nightmare
My husband called my cell phone to tell me
he got laid off from his construction job
I got to the office (I'm a Tech Analyst)
My supervisor chewed me out
for misplacing the mouse
I went out for lunch and got caught in the rain
I left work early to pick up my new eye glasses (wrong size)
I then picked up the kids from school & daycare
Fed them all a quick meal
Drove the boys to karate lessons
And, then the girls to tap & ballet
When we got back home, all they wanted to do was watch TV
and, sing karaoke instead of doing their homework
After much chaos, they took their baths & got ready for bed
And after much hounding, they brushed their teeth
Then I read them their nightly bedtime stories
They finally went to sleep
All of this daily stress is causing me to gain weight
So, I tried doing some aerobics in the living room
Uh oh, I don't think all the 'fast-food' and
exercise is agreeing with me
Now, I think I'm getting a migraine
and, a runny nose
I'm pretty certain it's the flu
After a long and grueling day, I crawled
into bed and was just drifting off when
I realized I had forgotten something
Dear Lord, despite the topsy-turvy day
I've had, I give thanks to you
and for all the blessings you've bestowed upon me and my family.
And next week, I'm off to the spa and pool for some
much-needed rest and relaxation with my girlfriend
That's how MY life is going......so, how are things with YOU?
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I didn't want to get out of bed this morning

I woke up with stiff neck

I washed my hair but couldn't do a thing with it

Made breakfast for the cranky youngsters

and fed the baby a bottle

She dribbled milk all over herself and my new blouse

I loaded up the kids in the carseat and took them to daycare & school

I was late for work, and traffic was a nightmare

My husband called my cell phone to tell me
he got laid off from his construction job

I got to the office (I'm a Tech Analyst)

My supervisor chewed me out

for misplacing the mouse

I went out for lunch and got caught in the rain

I left work early to pick up my new eye glasses (wrong size)

I then picked up the kids from school & daycare

Fed them all a quick meal

Drove the boys to karate lessons

And, then the girls to tap & ballet

When we got back home, all they wanted to do was watch TV


and, sing karaoke instead of doing their homework

After much chaos, they took their baths & got ready for bed

And after much hounding, they brushed their teeth

Then I read them their nightly bedtime stories

They finally went to sleep

All of this daily stress is causing me to gain weight

So, I tried doing some aerobics in the living room

Uh oh, I don't think all the 'fast-food' and
exercise is agreeing with me

Now, I think I'm getting a migraine

and, a runny nose

I'm pretty certain it's the flu

After a long and grueling day, I crawled
into bed and was just drifting off when

I realized I had forgotten something

Dear Lord, despite the topsy-turvy day
I've had, I give thanks to you

and for all the blessings you've bestowed upon me and my family.
And next week, I'm off to the spa and pool for some
much-needed rest and relaxation with my girlfriend


That's how MY life is going......so, how are things with YOU?