I should have hit the record button, but some things are better left forgotten. In the evenings, CCTV4 on 95W has a Chinese medicine program with subtitles in both Chinese and English. Apparently, they were talking about prostatitis cures, and the next thing I knew, I saw a cartoon character breathing in deeply which then cut to an animated sphincter. That thing looked like a pinwheel. Disturbing horror movies before bedtime!